1. Have the groom-to-be tell you what HE wants. It may be a night at a friend's place bar hopping or a local strip club. The main thing is.. it's his night. Give a dying man his last wish ... Okay?

2. Hire a luxury bus and driver so there are no worries about drinking and driving. Visit the bars that rock bands tour in, with videos, wet bar, showers and tunes. * Hey, bring along a thermos of coffee and some donuts for the driver, you cheap bastard!

3. Plan out the evening's activities with attention to detail. Who, what, where, when and how all need to be preplanned. * Being anal about details will avoid embarrassing and potentially deadly situations, like who knew Jim was lactose intolerant when he licked the real whipped cream from that babe?

4. Throw in a surprise, like an impromptu jello wrestling match a dancer miraculously shows up and let the games begin! Or bring in two dancers ... double your pleasure... double your fun. The groom-to-be can wrestle the ladies and he's the main event. Don't forget the peanut butter!

5. Hire a professional photographer to capture all the splendid action from start to finish ... it's true ... a picture is worth a thousand words.